How Many Problems Can’t Be Solved By Robbing a Bank?

It was a stressful day; I was tired and I had a lot on my plate. I tried to talk to an older mentor figure about my problems. He shut me down.

“How many of your problems can’t be solved by successfully robbing a bank?”.

I thought about this for a second.

Very few of my problems that day couldn’t be solved by robbing a bank and taking a decent score. Of course, I’m not advocating that you rob a bank, when the odds are in you’d probably fuck it up. However I am advocating that you obtain a lot of what a bank has; money.

Stack, stack and stack until you have enough money that you don’t have any problems which can’t be solved by money. This can be done legitimately, albeit with hard work. I don’t advocate illegitimate money making methods either due to the risk of fucking up and the fact that it’s illegal. I do endorse nonnormative businesses as a money maker, due to the fact that most normal businesses don’t make much dough.

Build a company, a business or an income stream.

Invest in the stock market.

Put your money into cash and/or gold/silver.

But most importantly whatever you do, save the majority of your profits. Do not blow your money like a moron. Do not waste your money on Coke or Weed. Don’t waste your money on girls. Don’t waste your money on cars and other depreciating assets.

That concludes today’s lesson from Th0r.